Go faster stripes, neon's oversized ICE systems etc...

I really don't believe you clicked on this page!

Most of these sad things ABSORB power! (Via your Alternator) and make YOU look stupid!  However if you want to look like a refugee from Halfords, then thats your choice!

Small list of un cool, sad things follows:

• Big oversized tailpipe attachments!  Usually fitted to a pea shooter exhaust pipe on a small front wheel drive woman's grocery getter...

• Twin tailpipes fitted to the same sad FWD cars...

• Huge heavy, overpowered in car entertainment systems.  I like some music with my base!

• Wings...  On small hatchbacks

• Badges from bigger engines on novas, astras, micras etc

• HUGE wheels fitted to cars that are not lowered with small brakes.

• Blacked out window tint film badly applied.

• Wire mesh instead of the nice neat factory grills

• Farty sounding big bore exhausts fitted to underpowered tiny standard engines in novas, micras etc.

A nova with good brakes yesterday...

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